Saturday, May 25, 2013

Why Planning is important?

One Night 4 college students were playing till late night and could not study for the test which was scheduled for the next day.
In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tire of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.
So the Dean said they could have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they would be ready by that time.
On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, all four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.

The Test consisted of 2 questions with a total of 100 Marks.
See Below for the question Paper
Q.1. Your Name........ .........
Q.2.. Which tyre burst?
(98 MARKS)
       a) Front Left          
       b) Front Right
       c) Back Left           
       d) Back Right
True story from IIT Bombay ....Batch 1992....

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Bank Robbery - Interesting Story

There was this robbery in Guangzhou , the robber shouted to everyone: "All don't move, money belongs to the state, life belongs to you".

Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.

This is called "Mind Changing Concept --> Changing the conventional way of thinking".
One lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her "Please be civilised! This is a robbery and not a rape!"

This is called "Being Professional --> Focus only on what you are trained to do!"
When the robbers got back, the younger robber (MBA trained) told the older robber (who is only primary school educated), "Big bro, let's count how much we got", the older robber rebutted and said, "You very stupid, so much money, how to count, tonight TV will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!"

This is called "Experience --> nowadays experience is more important than paper qualifications!"

After the robbers left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. The supervisor says "Wait, wait wait, let's put the 5 million RMB we embezzled into the amount the robbers robbed".

This is called "Swim with the tide --> converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!"

The supervisor says "It will be good if there is a robbery every month".

This is called "Killing Boredom --> Happiness is most important."

The next day, TV news reported that 100 million RMB was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count 20 million RMB. The robbers were very angry and complained "We risked our lives and only took 20 million RMB, the bank manager took 80 million RMB with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated to be a thief!"

This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold !"

The bank manager was smiling and happy because his loss in the CINOPEC shares are now covered by this robbery.

This is called "Seizing the opportunity --> daring to take risks!"

Saturday, May 11, 2013

Sonia gandhi visits school funny joke

Sonia gandhi ek school visit krne gyi. Class me aakar boli, bachho koi sawal puchna hai to puchoo.....
Puppu bola, mam mere teen swaal hai....!!......
1, aap khud prime minister q   nahi bani...?
2, ramleela maidan me police kisne bheji...?
3, aapke kitne paise swiss bank me hai...?
Isse pehle ki sonia ji jawab deti half time ki bell ho gayi....!!!!....       After half time.
Bablu khada holar bola mam mere 5 sawaal hai.. .. 3 to pappu wale hai...!!
4, half time ki bell 20 minute pehle kaise baji..?
aur aakhri swaal,
Pappu kaha hai....?